I do what I do
Some fun from de bun!
Impressions
"My policy on sweetcorn is to have it and eat it"
Jack is an all round entertainer but also likes to do a couple of impressions.
His main characters are Boris Bunson and Donald Thump among others!
Thistle Aid 1 and 2
Doing our bit for charity
Thistle Aid came about when friends of Jack complained that they weren't getting enough of the tasty plant from their garden and that their human overlords were keeping them away from it.
Jack, being the political animal that he is, decided that something had to be done and so contacted a few of his furry friends to start a campaign to get this noticed.
And so "Thistle Aid" was born.
About a month or so after there was a human rebellion where they continued to ban chompy thistle from bunny chops, so Thistle Aid 2 came about and the buns have had access to their favourite food ever after!!
Compared by Ivor Karrott, the concerts also involved top Bunny celebrities such as Buno, Betty Boops, Rocky, Toffee & Bilbo, Lenny, Bunny Holly, Bunny and de Jetz, Lil' Anthony, Snowy and Piggie Sawdust.
Art Sculpture
Jack's hobby
When Jack isn't eating, licking, sleeping, pooping or making others laugh, he likes to use his free time by arranging his curtains, wallpaper, carpets and cardboard in his original form of "Bun Shei!"
Alternatively, Jack likes to make art sculpture using cardboard and has had offers to sell them too...all in the name of charity of course!!
The Joker
"Some people call me the space cowbun"
Jack started out using Twitter to entertain his friends and his followers just grew and grew.
He now has over a thousand fans and rising.
What has helped is his great sense of humour and ability to tell mainly animalistic jokes that his friends and fans find funny.
Unlike most modern day comedians he doesn't go over the top and keeps his "dad style jokes" humorous to old and young.
Here are just a few of his rib ticklers!
"How do yoo turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in de microwave until its Bill Withers!!"
"Where do mice park their boats?
At de hickory dickory dock!!"
"De first cow sed “moo” De second cow sed “baaaa”.
De first cow arksed de second cow, “Why did you say baaaa?”
De second cow replied, “I’m learning a foreign language""
"Why did the duck go to jail? Because he got caught selling quack!!"
"Elton John has bought his rabbit a treadmill. "It's a little fit bunny!!"
"Two cats had a race across de English Channel. De "one two three" cat and de "un deux trois" cat.
Which cat won? De one two three cat won, coz de un deux trois cat cinq!!
"Wot is gray, has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on holiday!!"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!!"
"One of the ants on my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his ant friends.
He’s an anti-depress ant!!"
"Wot happens when yoo cross a shark wif a cow?
I dunno but I wouldn't wanna milk it!!"
For more of jack's jokes, see him on
https://twitter.com/JackDRabbit2
Jack d Rabbit
Top Notch Performer
You are truly a special bun, Jack! Very happy and hoppy over here!
Sartori
500 points!!!
Angel
Hoom tells your jokes to her co-workers + everybun just laughs + laughs. Thank you for dis content. We 10/10 recommend
Magic
"Next door's cat is in their bad books again...this time he has eaten the other neighbours pet duck. He's now a duck filled fatty puss!!"
Jack d Rabbit
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